Days of Our Lives Best Lines Wednesday 1/2/13

Days of Our Lives Best Lines Wednesday 1/2/13


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Nicole: Oh, take a chill pill, EJ. That was for Father Time's sake. Everyone, including snarky, ol' you, deserves to kiss someone at midnight on New Year's.

EJ: Don't.

Nicole: D--[Laughs]

Will: Ha. [Clears throat] Hi. EJ, um, where's my mom?

EJ: Your mother is waiting for a bottle of champagne. Unfortunately, I was detained by this one, who seems to be a little bit drunk... and is determined to make a bloody fool of herself.

Nicole: Happy New Year's to you two cuties, by the by.

EJ: Would you do me a small favor? Would you make sure she gets back to church without kissing any other unsuspecting Salemites?

Nicole: That, my friends, is what was called a successful diversionary maneuver, hmm?

EJ: I promise you, this will just take one minute.

Sami: Is someone having a party?

EJ: Oh, I think it's somebody on the upstairs floor.

Sami: Uh, no one has a floor higher than you, EJ.

EJ: Hmm, really?

Nicole: You kissed Sami? Oh! [Whispering] Sorry. [Clears throat] Really?

Rafe: Really.

Nicole: Well, bully for you! Ha!

Rafe: Ow.

Nicole: But I bet that's nothing compared to the way I kissed EJ.

Rafe: You kissed EJ?

Nicole: Mm-hmm. That's what they call taking one for the team, but we'll talk about that later. Let's stay on topic, okay? I am over EJ. You clearly are not over Sami. Ooh, you got it bad, Hernandez.

Rafe: Okay.

Nicole: [Laughing]

EJ: I mean, I just thought this would be a good place for us to celebrate. This is where we started to get into a rhythm with one another again.

Sami: Some people would say it's just work... if you can call lipstick work.

EJ: Well, I think you could call it proof.

Sami: I like proof. Proof more ways than one.

Marlena: I didn't want this war with you, Kristen. But now it's on. I love Brady. He's as much a member of my family as my own flesh and blood, and I will stand firm with John and not let you hurt him.

Kristen: You know... he is a grown-ass man if you haven't noticed.

Marlena: You know what I've noticed? You are a vile, despicable woman. Now move. And if you try that stunt again, you'll be leaving here on a gurney.

Kristen: Look at you! It's good to see you still have some fight left in you... even in your dotage.

Marlena: Phew. We're done here.

Kristen: Oh, it's funny. 'Cause you know what? We're never gonna be done. Not till you're dead and buried. It's funny, isn't it? This time next New Year's Eve, you could be my stepmother-in-law. Life is crazy.

Marlena: I don't think you'll be quite so amused when Brady ends it with you and says he wants nothing to do with you ever again.

Rafe: Yes, Sami's still in my head, okay?

Nicole: Mm-hmm.

Rafe: But I cannot stand being the "maybe, yes," "maybe, no," once and future boyfriend and husband.

Nicole: Mm-hmm.

Rafe: That being said, I am a little bit, uh, optimistic after tonight.

Nicole: Ooh. Meow. Does that mean you, uh, you're making some headway in the competition?

Rafe: Pshh. What competition?

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