Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 7/4/11

Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 7/4/11


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Roman: (on the phone) Yeah. Yeah. I'm out here consulting on a case. Yeah, some TV writer snapped, went on a killing spree. Yeah, I know. Finding a deranged writer in L.A. is like finding a thin person in Paris.

Hope: Oh, sweetheart. I know you're disappointed, but you know what? Next year, the parade is gonna be bigger and better and so much more fun.

Ciara: Mother, a year is forever in this business.

Chad: (referring to the movie True Grit) The girl was nominated for best supporting actress.

Abigail: Best performance by an actress using one facial expression.

Bo: (during their True Grit montage) [Grunts] And who might you be?

Melanie: A young naif requiring the expertise of a drunk, over-the-hill, old coot.

Bo: [Grunts] Over-the-hill, old coot? Why, that is two times redundant.

Melanie: What are you doing?

Bo: Trying to get me an Emmy nomination.

Kinsey: (referring to the movie Black Swan) Really? No, I thought the mother was sweet.

Will: Maybe that's why you're so weird.

Will: (during the Social Network montage) That money should be mine. It was my idea.

Chad: You haven't had an idea since you learned how to work a remote.

Will: I thought we were friends.

Chad: You ignorant, moronic, uneducated, sentimental, provincial parasite... you're my best friend in the world.

Johnny 2: (during the Social Network montage) And we want everyone to hate him. He's not as cute as we are.

Justin: I'm afraid they got you on that one.

Chad: I'm cute. In a geeky way. Don't you think?

Roman: (trying to get EJ to drop his British way of talking) You know what, EJ, it's in there. It's in there, man. You weren't born talking wussy.

Nicole: (Much of the female cast is dressed trashy in The Fighter montage) Don't you all look nice?

Melanie: Nice?

Nicole: Straight out of the pages of truck stop fashion weekly.

Kinsey: Well, I'll be going now. You'll be okay alone?

Chad: I have to be, don't I?

Kinsey: You must be tired. That was a very extensive flashback. Almost as long as Citizen Kane's. Wouldn't it be ironic if you ended up alone reaching back through time for that one moment where you really felt any emotional connection? Nah, that's been done.

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