Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 9/5/05


Days of Our Lives Best Lines Monday 9/5/05

By Danielle

Sami: (to Caroline) You're right, grandma. I'm sorry. I'm just really nervous about this wedding... considering what's happened with all my other weddings. It'll be a miracle if we get to the part in the ceremony where they say, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Caroline: Sami, darling, here is a you and Lucas' silver anniversary. Sami: [ Laughs ] Caroline: With a few grandchildren -- maybe even great-grands. Sami: Thank you, grandma. I'd just like to celebrate a honeymoon first.

Chelsea: Life sucks. Then there's Billie's mother. Abby: Your grandmother. Chelsea: Something tells me she doesn't exactly bake cookies. And she turned me down when i asked her for a job at basic black. So she's just as much of a witch as her daughter. Must be the genes. Abby: Then I guess you have the same "witchy" genes.

Sami: Grandma, I don't even want to think about how many times I have been to the altar. Caroline: Maybe you're trying to set some kind of record.

Alex: I can assure you, it is one of life's great pleasures. [ Timer dings ] Oh! It's ready. Excuse me. Marlena: Well, that's mysterious... but I guess everything is to me.

Kate: (to Shawn as he pours her drink order) You certainly are putting your college education to good use, aren't you? (notices that Shawn is looking over her shoulder at Belle) She's married to my son. Don't forget that. Bonnie: (walks up after Kate walks away) No matter how you dress it up, trash is trash.

Bonnie: Well, stick around after your performance, and I'll give you a private show. Bart: (disguised as a cowboy stripper) [ Chuckles ] Oh, man, I'll stick. I never perform and run -- I'm a stay-all-night kind of a guy.

Sami: Are you crazy? I can't talk to you here. This is my bachelorette party. Bart: You've had a million of them. What's one more?

Bart: Just making sure you are following through. Sami: Like I have a choice, genius. Bart: That's an insult, right? Sami: (pausing in between each word) Oh, my god.

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