Days of Our Lives Best Lines Tuesday 3/17/05

Days of Our Lives Best Lines Thursday 3/17/05

By Danielle

Stan: If Tony wasn't dead, I'd swear he was the one behind all this.

Madison: (to Jack) I'm a woman with a gun. I don't have to be smart.

Jack: (Upon being cornered by Madison, Tony, and Bart, all armed) [ Sighs ] You know something? There's... way too many guns in this country. I'm going to have to call my congresswoman about that.

Tony: (to Jack) Bart's not a killer, but he is an extremely effective doorstop.

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